"A witty page-turner from the bestselling author of Excavations, Salty takes us to a tropical paradise with a hurricane on the way, where two estranged sisters uncover their rich employers' reckless development-could these yacht owners have something to do with the dead body found in the marina?"-- Provided by publisher.
A hilarious page-turner from the bestselling author of Excavations, Salty takes us to a tropical marina where two estranged sisters reunite to work on a luxury yacht and take down the owner who destroyed their childhood homeβand might have something to do with the dead body found next door.
Captain Denise is more comfortable facing down a stingray than a party guest, though sheβs punched both in recent memory. Sheβs been at the helm of these boats for half her life, back and forth across the Caribbean, and risen the ranks thanks to one rule: never, ever mix with the owners.
Her sister Helen is a walking HR violation, one of many reasons the two havenβt seen each other in years. Helen just got fired for the dozenth time for hooking up with a client and with every bridge burned, retreats home to work for Denise.Β
The clashing sisters are immediately thrown into the deepβtheir first charter is the Falcon family, shady real estate developers who mowed down Helen and Deniseβs childhood home to build condos along the beautiful peninsula here. The Falcons treat everyone like pawnsβfrom their future daughter-in-law, gullible Poppy, who has no idea what sheβs marrying into, to the uptight yacht concierge, Geoff, whoβs looking for love in very wrong places.
When the latest Falcon building collapsesβand a dead body turns up beside itβHelen and Denise comb through the boat, marina, and beyond to uncover just how low the Falcons will sink in order to stay afloatβbefore the big storm wipes out the evidence.
"Kate Myers brings her signature wit and wild rumpus of characters β¦ Myers has a way of building multi-layered and nuanced drama that could rival the best (and worst) of Bravo's Housewives. Salty is filled with family dysfunction, illicit affairs, shady business dealings, upstairs-downstairs clashes, star-crossed lovers, extravagant meals, and truly over-the-top dΓ©cor choices. β¦ SaltyΒ anchors itself amid the best of vacation reading." β Shelf Awareness"Donβt wait for permission to come aboard this charming and hilarious novelβSalty is pure fun. A romp through the worlds of luxury yachting, shady tropical developments, and families we canβt escape, this novel hits the perfect balance between heartfelt and crack-you-up. Kate Myers is fast emerging as the best comic novelist of our generation. Fans of Below Deck and Bad Sisters, this oneβs for you." β Katy Hays, New York Times bestselling author of The Cloisters, a Read with Jenna Pick"A spirited romp on the Caribbean seas, Salty is an upstairs-downstairs tale with Kate Myers' signature colorful characters and a setting to die for. For fans of Below Deck and beyond, Salty belongs in your beach bag this summer. A fun and frothy treat!" β Rachel Koller Croft, USA Today bestselling author"Filled with hilarious and cutting details, this buoyant book is an excellent vacation read." β Laura Hankin, author of One Star Romance and The Daydreams
Kate Myers' writing has appeared in Elle, BuzzFeed, Narratively, PopSugar and Self magazine. She studied archaeology at the University of Pennsylvania and has lived in New York and Los Angeles, where she worked in television development and for CollegeHumor. She now resides in Annapolis, Maryland, with her husband and daughter.
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