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Here are the most popular bible stories retold in hilarious-to-read, unbelievably silly lolspeak. These irreverently funny tales take free license with each chapter and verse to present lolcat joke after joke in a highly original humor book.
GIV US DIS DAY OUR DALEE CHEEZBURGER.
AND FURGIV US FOR MAKIN YU A COOKIE, BUT EATEDING IT.
AND WE FURGIV WEN CATS STEEL OUR COOKIEZ.
From the biblical languages of Greek and Hebrew to Latin and the Kingβs English, the Bible has been translated into over 2000 languages.
ADD ONE MORE.
For the first time ever, LOLCat Bible brings the good news to your feline friends in their native LOLSpeak. The perfect gift for cuddly kittehs everywhere, this book retells the greatest stories ever told like never before, including:
β’Noahβs Reely Big Bowt
β’Moses an teh Scari Burnin Bush
β’Teh Ten Bad Plagues
β’David an Goliath teh Giunt
β’Daniel an teh Poochβs Den
β’David an Goliath teh Giunt
β’Jonah an teh Big Fishie
β’Wawter into Booze
β’Happy Cat Walks on Wawter
β’Teh Last Cheezburger Feest
β’Happy Cat Rises from teh Deds
and many, many more...
“At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin." - from the book"”
"At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin." β from the book
Martin Grondin lives in Lowell, MA.
GIV US DIS DAY OUR DALEE CHEEZBURGER. AND FURGIV US FOR MAKIN YU A COOKIE, BUT EATEDING IT. AND WE FURGIV WEN CATS STEEL OUR COOKIEZ. From the biblical languages of Greek and Hebrew to Latin and the King's English, the Bible has been translated into over 2000 languages. ADD ONE MORE. For the first time ever, LOLCat Bible brings the good news to your feline friends in their native LOLSpeak. The perfect gift for cuddly kittehs everywhere, this book retells the greatest stories ever told like never before, including: Noah's Reely Big Bowt Moses an teh Scari Burnin Bush Teh Ten Bad Plagues David an Goliath teh Giunt Daniel an teh Pooch's Den David an Goliath teh Giunt Jonah an teh Big Fishie Wawter into Booze Happy Cat Walks on Wawter Teh Last Cheezburger Feest *Happy Cat Rises from teh Deds and many, many more...
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