A new novel from award-winning author Pete Johnson that taps into the very of-the-moment interest in the supernatural and vampires done with Pete's humorous, accessible touch.
Marcus was convinced that vampires didn't exist. He was very wrong . . . On his thirteenth birthday, Marcus Howlett is faced with a bombshell. But, as he secretly blogs about the horrors of his new fangs, bad breath and cravings for blood, Marcus is unaware that his life is in serious danger . .
A new novel from award-winning author Pete Johnson that taps into the very of-the-moment interest in the supernatural and vampires done with Pete's humorous, accessible touch.Marcus was convinced that vampires didn't exist. He was very wrong . . .On his thirteenth birthday, Marcus Howlett is faced with a bombshell. His parents are half-vampire. And, although he hates the thought of it, he is about to become one too.But, as he secretly blogs about the horrors of his new fangs, bad breath and cravings for blood, Marcus is unaware that his life is in serious danger . . .
“"Pete Johnson is a hilarious writer."”
Johnson's tween characters are always wry, ironic and dry, cracking jokes that their parents often miss but their readers notice with glee. . . . This is not to say that the horror element is completely window dressing - The Vampire Blog builds some real tension with the threat to Marcus, and there are some creepy scenes in the woods and some gruesome scenes with a goodly dollop of fangly terror. Perfect The Bookbag
Pete Johnson's modern tale consists of Marcus' online blog in which he discusses his extraordinary discovery and the chilling events that ensue! Nursery Education
Once again award winning Pete Johnson has produced an accessible, amusing and enjoyable story -- Audrey Baker School Library Association
PETE JOHNSON began work as a film critic for Radio One, then became a teacher. His experiences in the classroom inspired him to write his first book for children, and he still keeps contact with a panel of young readers to gain their viewpoint as he writes. He is the author of over forty books, including the bestselling How To Train Your Parents. Pete's books have won various awards, including the Young Telegraph Award and the Brilliant Book Award, and have been translated into twenty-three languages. He lives in St Albans.
So you think you're just a normal kid? So did I. There was nothing strange or special about me . . . until the night of my thirteenth birthday. That's when the bombshell hits. My parents have been hiding a huge, terrifying, life-changing secret from me my whole life. They're half-vampires and it turns out I'm about to become one too. What. A. Nightmare. Suddenly everything's changing. I'm growing fangs and getting cravings for my best friend's blood. I even smell weird . . . life totally sucks! But that's not all. Vampires exist too - and there's nothing more delicious to a vampire than half-vampire blood. Things are about to get extremely dangerous . . .
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