The return of the 100,000 copy bestselling book of humorous quotations
Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.' - Homer Simpson'All I know is I'm not a Marxist.' - Karl Marx
'I'm the pink sheep of the family.' - Alexander McQueen
with a sense of humour.
Rosemarie Jarski is a screenwriter dividing her time between Britain and the States. Her book publications include Wisecracks and Hollywood Wit, anthologies of on- and off-screen Hollywood quotations, a spoof guide How to Be A Celebrity, and the bestselling humorous quotations books- The Funniest Thing You Never Said, Great British Wit and A Word from the Wise.
Over 6,000 hilarious new quotes from the bestselling author of Great British Wit and The Funniest Thing You Never Said. 'I have the simplest tastes. I'm always satisfied with the best' - Oscar Wilde 'Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to' - Mark Twain 'I've had more women than most people have had noses' - Steve Martin 'If I see something sagging, dragging or bagging, I get it sucked, tucked or plucked' - Dolly Parton 'Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids' - Homer Simpson 'Glastonbury was very wet and muddy. There was trench foot, dysentery, peaches...all the Geldof daughters' - Sean Lock 'I took my wife to a wife-swapping party. I had to throw in some cash' - Henry Youngman 'I was the pink sheep of the family' - Alexander McQueen 'Politics would be a helluva good business if it weren't for the goddamned people' - Richard Nixon 'All I know is I'm not a Marxist' - Karl Marx 'I'm willing to love all mankind, except an American' - Samuel Johnson 'Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere' - Helen Gurley Brown
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